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Where international fans of Dr. Crook and the Janet Vetters trust fund voice their cyber libel. Say anything you like, this is an uncensored forum.
(right) "Crook in police custody with young Alfred E. Newman over his right shoulder" courtesy of the Library of Congress.

90.192.243.154 / 2009-04-09

As a student of history I am always keen to evaluate both sides of an argument. Unfortunately Cook is such a joke, a fraud it was proved, that you site is an accurate historical evaluation owing to its "facts only" approach. If there are still those who disagree with they should state their arguments in a mature fashion which is ridiculous on the face of it given Cooks pathological acts. The Brits never did reach a Pole and return alive. Calling the four man trans-Arctic expedition a "camping holiday" is an hilarious statement.

If anything one should not blindly respect other people's endeavors when they are so self serving. Poor little Wally riding on his sledge is a royal hypocrite to accuse Peary of being nothing but a passenger, etc.  Herbert was, in fact, willing to go along with Cook's daughter if he could scrape up a few dollars for his polar holiday. Poor Wally Herbert was recently referred to by Ranulf Feinnes, the South Pole masochist who emulated Scott (and sawed off his fingers trying to emulate Peary!), as "one of if not the shortest of all Arctic tourists" - whatever that means.

Balanced evaluation is paramount to rid the world of nonsense like Cook, and expose Herbert's attempt to make himself the "first at the North Pole". Hopefully those who draw funds from Cook's daughter's vendetta fund will stop filling the internet with pathetic one sided childish whining against Peary. I applaud you for your website, accurately quoting the parts of Wally Herbert's arguments that expose his folly. Jack Hass 1st Class MA (Horns) Glasgow University 1962, MA Intelligence & International Security (Candidate 1943) King's College London.


69.212.50.110

2005-10-28

Lindbergh wasn't the first man to fly across the Atlantic

Dr. Crook, clearly you have some heartfelt issues with British re-writing history to suit their own purposes. You have so much knowledge in you, can't you spare a little for your own country? If truth is so important why don't you educate your compatriots that Lindbergh wasn't the first man to fly across the Atlantic, that Henry Ford didn't invent the motor car, that Edison didn't invent the lightbulb, that Franklin didn't invent electricity, a list to which I could add a thousand other firsts that Americans didn't achieve but Americans widely believe did. Speaking specifically of exploration and due credit why is it that Americans idolise Lewis and Clark yet ignore the much greater explorations of North America by LaSalle. Answer because he wasn't American. No country has turned its own history into so much mythology as the USA has, not even the British. A mythology that with its attendant self esteem has been used as a reason to kill far more poor and dark skinned people than the British ever did and is now threatening the very existence of humankind, Polar or otherwise. Thank you Robert Greenacre


81.155.151.172

2005-06-04

Brit explorers were a joke! This is not the only site which says it....I think more will finally end the old nonsense about Scott and Shackelton being heroes. They were failures plain and simple. The English gave them far too much attention to compensate for the disgrace England felt. Scott was a total fool! Shackelton had to reach a whaler's factory to effect his rescue. Hello? Antartica had commercial enterprises there! If not he'd have died. The UK "Empire" is forever disgraced by Franklin, Scott, and Shackelton who proved that the upper crust may have had the money to finance their adventures but nature rewards those who understand her lessons. Peary did that, Amundsen did it and they carried off the eternal prizes of priority. Yet 100 years later it is the Brits who are making movies and re-enactments of their pathetic failed "heroes." Only a national inferiority can explain why they care who got to the pole first. If it had been Brits you'd think they'd be charging rent to anyone else going up/down there.
 


62.255.32.17

2005-05-16

Your bias towards Peary and Henson is a fitting reminder of how "history" has glorified the failures and frauds! From the Scott death march to the Shackelton fiasco-- British expeditions were a farce. The English have so much pride even in their failures that Sir Raymond Priestley commented: "For scientific leadership, give me Scott, for swift and efficient travel give me Amundsen. But when you are in a hopeless situation, when you are seeing no way out, get down on your knees and pray for Shackleton." That is clearly a dismissal of the man who brilliantly led an expedition to the South Pole in favor of a man who sunk his ship! Your insightful critisisms about Shackleton may in time balance things out. Why do we glorify failures in order to pave over success? Is it because England has more writers and the Norwegians simply erected statues to honor Amundsen? Haha, its all rather pathetic really, alot of British "stiff upper lip" rubbish. If more people opened their "history" eyes they might see this, but we're too stuborn for that. Great site with material few else would have the guts to present, but don't worry, I've informed the relevant people and I shall be using your site again to show others the true facts. Bravo! Ben & Jerry

[Ben, your words are simply brilliant. I'd add to Sir Raymond Priestly's remark: "When you don't want failure & misery get down on your knees to pray for Peary, Henson, MacMillan, Borup, Bartlett, Marvin, Dr. Goodsell, Ootah, Seeglo, Ooqueah, and Eginwah!"]


81.153.238.34
2005-04-27

Canadians set new North Pole dash record
McNair-Avery proved that Peary & Henson only had to go 1/2 way, not the full round trip back to land! Henson could have just called for an airplane to fly home like Tommy Avery did.

People who have no real stature in history, such as Herbert and now Avery, use the greatness of Henson & Peary to make themselves appear great.

Every year NorthWinds, http://www.northwinds-arctic.com/polarex.html,  takes clients to the North and South Poles. Only Avery takes all the credit for himself, as if these were his own expeditions, even though he has paid NorthWinds to guide him to BOTH Poles!

The real hero here is Matty McNair--a superb athlete. She and husband Paul Landry do this stuff for fun and even take the kids Sarah and Eric. In fact, while she was being paid to take Avery to the North Pole her South Pole vacation trip with Sarah and Eric was on The Science Channel (DirecTV satellite). When you see mom and her teenagers kiting to the South Pole for a lark it makes the "stiff upper lip" Brits "proving Peary" look like the charlatans I believe they really are.

Tom Hopeless
www.charitybooks_for_profit.co.uk


69.225.85.144

2005-04-26

hilarious site! best coverage of this nonsense on the internet. thanks for not having any pop-up ads, etc.


81.103.218.216

2005-03-19

The McNair-Avery expedition has been plagued by the same problems Peary & Henson encountered with airplanes--they are unable to fly them in to the departure point during storms. That is why Peary finally built the ship Roosevelt to get his team to the starting point regardless of weather. Peary gave up on airplanes as all the UK historians well know. Anyway, Avery & Matty and the boys are starting several weeks later than Peary did, weeks later than the Canadian team of Landry & Crowley. Ice conditions deteriorate, the gravitational effects of the full moon will open up leads of open water. The only known reason is to ensure that leads will open up is so they can practice arctic swimming just as Matty did with her group of British housewives (see her book "On Thin Ice"). After all, if a dog sledge dash to the Pole were a "cake walk" any fool could do it. In order to entertain readers of Avery's books (and his lecture audiences) he has to suffer all kinds of nightmarish problems from drowning to eating his dogs to cutting off frozen body parts.

Reaching the Pole as Peary did is like climbing Mt. Everest -- it requires great skill, practice, and experience. Arctic experience is something Avery and company can only obtain from this misadventure. Peary & Henson had traveled on the Arctic Ocean over a 10 year period, including their 1,000 mile trek around Greenland (mapping unknown coast), before they succeeded. In 1909 Peary had 24 men, 133 dogs; teams that blazed trails and made camps. The parties returning to land continued to build the trail, knitting it together where it broke from shifting ice. In light of the massive assault Peary employed to achieve the Pole it is pitiful and insulting for publicity seeking adventurers to stand upon the shoulders of the 1909 expedition and call their meager efforts "In the footsteps of Peary." Or "Ultimate North".


81.103.218.216

2005-03-18

I wrote a comment yesterday ranting and raving about that so-called hero (and teen idol) Tommy Avery! Why are you the only place on the Internet with the balls to tell the truth about his sledding party with matty? All the other news media simply regurgitate the drivel fed to them by the press releases without any thought about what is really going on. Good to see this is a well balanced and impartial forum where Brits can't slur the greatest of all Arctic legends! Peary & Henson made Brits look like the upper class twits they were just as Amundsen made poor dear old South Pole Scott look like a complete ass! You know what's a great deal worse than British Explorers failing to recreate epic journeys - cowardly nerds who hire Landry's wife to beat the Canadian record, who have never even been dog sledging before! I'm not commenting on the men who are actually out in the field and know that Landry did the run his first time out in 42 days. Landry didn't have four teams out ahead paving a trail as Peary & Henson did! Christ, Landry could have beat Peary & Henson's 37 days if he had!. Its pathetic how English upper class have to live vicariously through real explorers. Brit twits should stop pointing fingers at everyone else and get off their asses and try it the way Peary & Henson did it. Or at least stop paying Canadian professionals to make them look like explorers to the sponsors back home! If Avery & company read the books Peary and Henson wrote, and had the benfit of their experience, then maybe someone in the UK would take them seriously...


4.250.177.161

2005-03-18

Holy snow cones! Your website told the truth about the Avery trip! You are not supposed to tell the truth, you dolts! What would the dear fans back home think? All those hearts of all those teen age girls crushed to learn their idol pays the Landry family to make him look like a real explorer? Oh my GOD! Keep it up. Where do I donate funds? Hahha.


81.129.13.109
Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Hi, i just came across this site and am not surprised at the negative comments made about British Explorers and Brits in general. To call Scott a bungler is the obvious truth. Being the first man to the South Pole was the primary objective of Scott's expedition--he was a fool to ignore the work of Robert Peary. But Scot wasn't trying to carry out important scientific work. Its obvious, from the success of Amundsen, that they should have taken dogs. The main cause of death was because they were short on intelligence, lacked skill, lacked proper clothing, lacked dogs, and ran out of fuel. They suffered far more severe weather then was expected on the return journey because they were so naive about the Antarctic. The return weather from the pole limited their progress. Secondly, the terrible conditions those explorers had to face only goes to show their idiocy and not really endurance and bravery. Full credit to Amundsen for getting their first. However, his ease of the trip does make Scott look stupid. A lot of the negative remarks about Brits seem to stem from the arrogance of an entire country in decline, and comments from that beer company slurs about Henson. No Brit has earned the right to speak about Henson. But  its really the view of the entire country. What do you think the rest of the world would think if they took every word coming out of our Queen's mouth as that of every Brit? As for the negative comments about Brits and British Explorers, they deserve it after the negativity they have expressed for the polar winners. Otherwise, i feel sorry for Scot, Shackelton, Fiennes, et al - having a site exposes to public scrutiny their failed deeds or ignorant remarks. Jack the Ripper, London, England.


194.73.163.108

2004-11-25

I am a big supporter of Henson and Peary and I think this site is fabulous! There really needed to be something done about this Cook disgrace and the Herbert distortions to history! Bravo! I wish I could to read in tomorrow's paper that the Cook Society and Herbert had apologized for what they did and would fund a scholarship program with their ill gotten gains. No one else on the Internet, or in print, can say what needs to be said because of advertisers, etc. The damage done to these incredibly brave men who reached the Pole has become a source of international disgrace. But I saw the web published 1915 Fess speech to the US Congress and had no idea how vile Cook was! And the sentencing from Judge Killits--he knew Cook was hiding the money and would pass it on to his daughter. The judge was correct! How incredible that those stolen funds were used by Cook's con artist daughter to actually pay men to write this anti-Henson/Peary trash! Some publisher should grab this and make a book. Bravo!


69.225.90.51

2004-10-05

From: jess tauber <phonosemantics@earthlink.net> Subject: Re: Cook/Bridges Hi. Still phonosemantics@earthlink.net. I have no problem with your putting up my letter. It would be nice if I could get anti-Cook people to help with Yahgan language revitalization, but I guess that's just wishful thinking. Endangered language funding organizations have lots of competition for grants, and some believe Yahgan, with only two people, is too far gone. But the materials I have, though not as comprehensive as they might be (because Cook may have managed to lose the rest) are, combined with newly gleaned materials and the integration of all of them, adequate to bring the language back better than 95%, which is lots better than the situation Hebrew was in. One can always improvise the rest, as scholars did with the latter. So I keep trying to imagine possible linguistics-external funding sources, but I'm still scratching my head. Cook may not have been responsible in the end for all the losses- history is a bit fuzzy here- correspondence has been lost, German invasion of Belgium (where some of the materials may have been- there was unfortunately no inventory kept anywhere), etc. But Cook is the prime suspect. His pique at having been discovered trying to credit himself as author (when merely editor) of the dictionary @1908-9, combined with his personality, would have given him motive to destroy any evidence of his actions. We may never know. Jess Tauber phonosemantics@earthlink.net


4.250.177.161

2004-10-03

Hi. I've been personally involved in trying to undo some of the damage done by Cook in another area- the loss of most of the life work of the Reverend Thomas Bridges on the language of the Yahgan natives of Tierra del Fuego. The Bridges family entrusted these to Cook after the 1898-9 Belgica expedition to Antarctica, on the promise that he would see certain of the materials published in the US. This now impacts directly on the future survival of the Yahgan language, now critically endangered with just two elderly speakers. Although nobody knows for sure, Cook (or other supporters) may have "disappeared" most of these materials after he tried to make it look as if he was the primary author of the massive dictionary of Yahgan by Bridges (Cook on his specimen title page did put in fine print at the bottom that Bridges "had been instrumental in collecting the words". How magnanimous). The materials may have included many letters from literate Yahgans, myth texts, the 32000 headword final dictionary draft and a grammar manuscript. Surviving materials are all of much lower scope and quality (early drafts, etc.) making it that much harder to put together adequate teaching materials to help save the language. I keep hoping that Cook did not destroy or throw out what he had on hand (which he had promised to return to the Bridges family, but never did), but perhaps lent, gave or sold them to some collector somewhere who might be willing to let them see the light of day again. Maybe he's buried with them. Who knows? I've already contacted the Cook people- they claim to have no knowledge of the whereabouts of the Bridges works, and examination of the inventories of the Cook collections in various libraries has turned up only odd tidbits, all by Cook himself, concerning them. One bad nightmare I've had is that Cook took them to the Arctic to work on them (he was supposed to retranscribe the dictionary), and they ended up feeding a fire. Jess Tauber


63.192.33.59

2004-02-20

what a hilarious roast of that con man crook. good work.


24.61.104.225

2004-02-06

Only Peary & Henson made it to the North Pole - Not Cook! But "in 1948 Pavel Kononovich Sen'ko, Mikhail Michailovich Somov, Pavel Afanasyevich Geordiyenko and Mikhail Yemel Yanovich Ostrekin were the undisputed first people to reach the North Pole over land" according to the 1997 World Guinness Book of Records. But the Guinness people forgot that there is no land going to the Pole! They corrected this error in later editions by stating Peary first reached the Pole. Of course it wouldn't be politically correct for an Irish beer company to claim that Russians were first to the North Pole as well as being first in space. Wouldn't do the Huge Irish National Ego any good whatsoever. And not for nothing but I would put one Brit up against a hundred Scots in any pub any day of the week. Brits can out drink anyone.


193.128.128.29

2004-01-31

For good reasons you don't think much of the British in polar exploration, and neither do I! Your very appropriate quote "Just because a beer company prints a book that declares recent British polar adventurers the "Greatest in the world" does not mean anything outside of their tiny island." is hilariously true! You call the UK a "tiny island", and it really is--in mentality as well. British explorer nonsense like the "rescuer" Shackleton is an example. He never explored, he just fought for survival and yet the Brits have used him to over shadow the truly great Polar Explorer Roald Amundsen! Shackelton may have not achieved his aim, his 1914-1916 expedition was only a success in that he managed not to kill his men, which is no mean feat in the history of polar exploration for British now is it! Scott killed all of his! You site Scott as a "bungler", yet that was something historians did--so I appreciate that you are mearly amplifying what was said for decades. Scott is an important lesson in ego, stupidity and failure to learn from those more experienced. If Scott had spent a month with Matthew Henson and Peary in the Arctic he could have saved not only his own dumb ass but that of his pathetic team who followed him to an agonizing, horrible death. Obviously this is what Peary & Henson avoided in all of their expedition. Bravo! Keep up the great website! Regards, Simon Nattrass, Britain


127.132.51.81

2003-08-18

RE: Inuit or Eskimo
I appreciated your sensitive dissertation on Eskimo vs. Inuit. Political correctness is a funny thing. Eskimo was not a European epithet for those people, but rather the term used by the Labrador Native Americans (Native Canadians? or does America refer to the whole continent? How do distinguish among a Native American Mexican, a Native American U.S. American, and a Native American Canadian. Maybe Native Americans don't.)

If it was demeaning, that is not to different than other Native American tribal names that have crept into usage. As I recall, the Adirondack tribe was so called (derogatorily) by another tribe, and means those who eat bark. Referring to the Inuit as "those who eat raw meat" might or might not have been derogatory, but it was certainly accurate (although obviously it is not any longer). I am not sure Inuit is much better. Yes, it simply means "people," but its use to apply only to the people in question reflects their ignorant belief, a couple of centuries ago, that they were the only people in the world. Certainly they don't believe that any more.

I suppose we could call Germans Volk, French people Gens, etc., but then we would be stuck calling Brits, Canadians, Australians and New Zealanders (leaving aside the controversial issues of Scots, Welsh and Irish, Northern and otherwise) all by the same term we use for ourselves. That would never do. Like you say, who cares?


63.192.33.58

2003-08-18

Hey Doctor Crook! I think you are very NOT cool. What a scam artist you were. You must have had balls of iron to say you found the north pole. But as they say, "All wicked people get their comeupance."


65.93.123.172

2003-08-16



Another myth perpetuated, they're not 'Eskimos' but 'Inuit'... Eskimo is a white man's version of what they thought of the Inuit, they were 'meat eaters' or 'Eskimos'. Sandy Wallace, imageindesign@sympatico.ca


67.122.103.137

2003-07-09

what a marvelous site. you are a rare talent--keep it up. You must use Viagra, huh? Hey! Did you hear this one? What happens when you give Viagra to a Cookite? Huh? Give up yet? They get taller. Get it?


63.252.168.155

2003-06-06

I've just stumbled across your Polar Controversy site (thinking about getting a friend a title for her birthday and there was a link on your page... anyhow) and you seem to have a serious problem with English people. I've only skimmed across the site and can't comment on much of it but just hoped to explain a few things. In England we love a glorious failure - that's why the base is named after Scott rather than Amundsen (you know, the successful one who didn't actually die). Hell, look at the way we idolise Earnest Shackleton. Don't know why we do, but we do. And, like most other people, we do tend to laud our own above others who may deserve it more.


206.99.124.89

2003-06-04

This is a wonderful new idea


64.23.66.45

2003-06-04

Hello Dr. Cook. Where have you been for so long? We have missed you.


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